4 FOR THE WEEKEND
where Burisma is just an indy band…
So let’s get to it, starting with…..
Bows Aren’t Just For Violins…
Well, our Italian-American friends didn’t deep-six us in retaliation for last week’s walk through Italian slang, so we’ve got that going for us.
Anyway, the trash-talking, bow-and-arrow hunting, drug-and-alcohol-free rocker Ted Nugent will be performing at the Arcada in St. Charles this weekend.
Does anybody really know what “cat scratch fever” is?
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Can One Actually Have A Jamboree North Of The Mason-Dixon Line?
We ask all of the important questions here at FFTW.
Such as: Are boarding schools actually the opposite of kidnapping? (Think about it.)
Such as: Does your stomach think that all potatoes are mashed?
(Note: These are stolen from comedienne Wifey. She’s hilarious.)
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Bloomington
Bloomington?
Well, that’s next to Normal, right?
(Sorry. That’s a terrible joke. We’re so ashamed.)
Looks like a pretty good play, though.
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And Finally…
Remember drive-in theatres?
We used to love those. In our car-mad society, it seemed entirely natural to never leave your car during a night at the movies.
Well, consider this a lawn-based theatre. Go to the park, settle in on a blanket and watch a great movie.
Just stay out of the back seat you rascals…
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We’ve given up on predicting the weather. The Weather Channel is always wrong. You’re on your own, folks.
If, for whatever reason, none of our fabulous four events doesn’t pop your cork, we’ll be very insulted. However, all hope is not lost. Simply go to www.foxvalleymagazine.com and check out our A+E and Events sections for other ideas.
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