4 FOR THE WEEKEND
where Rudolph’s nose is an allegory for mass automation!
So let’s get to it, starting with…..
And Speaking of Industrialization…
..we’ve got the Polar Express, a train to the North Pole.
I mean, whatever happened to flying reindeer as Santa’s primary mode of transportation? It’s mechanization despoiling the ways of nature, exploitation of the working class (what kind of labor contract do elves have, for heaven’s sake), tyrannical patriarchy….
Oh, sorry. We thought were writing a dissertation for our sociology doctorate.
Polar Express looks really fun!
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…And That’s The Way We Like It
For a more refined Christmas experience, there’s always The Hemmens.
Now, some may say this is elitist, and, once again, the stench of hierarchy and patriarchy are present in the form of the so-called “conductor” (we’ll bet he wasn’t elected by the workers) lording it over the workers, and…
…arghh! Sorry! That bloody dissertation again. We’ll try to do better.
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Once More, With Feeling
If you missed last weekend’s performance of The Nutcracker, here’s another shot at it.
Brought to you by the Elise Flagg Academy of Dance, The Naperville Nutcracker is an elegant interpretation of Tchaikovsky’s classic, not to be missed.
But still, all that aristocracy and…..STOP!
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And Finally…
A few Christmas yuck-yucks from the crazies at Second City.
EVERYTHING can be satired, even Christmas, and Second City are just the guys to do it.
So get out to The MAC at COD and share a little seasonal humor…before it’s too late.
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We’ve given up on predicting the weather. The Weather Channel is always wrong. You’re on your own, folks.
If, for whatever reason, none of our fabulous four events doesn’t pop your cork, we’ll be very insulted. However, all hope is not lost. Simply go to www.foxvalleymagazine.com and check out our A+E and Events sections for other ideas.
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