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Happy Father’s Day! Dad Jokes From Around The Web

It’s Father’s Day, and what better way to celebrate than a few dad jokes.  Enjoy!

Q: Why do father’s take an extra pairs of sock when they golf?  

A: In case they get a hole-in-one!

“Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

“Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad”

Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left?

A: Bison!

Q: Dad, did you get a haircut?

A: No, I got them all cut.

Q: When does a dad joke become a “dad joke?”

A: When it becomes apparent.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that got blown up? Da brie was everywhere.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face!

How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They’re on the house!

Policeman knocks on the door and says, “Sir, it looks like your wife has been involved in an accident.” The man replies, “I know but she has a lovely personality.”

Just adopted a dog from the local blacksmith but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

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